Kiss my egg…

Well, its been a rather boring week. Its not like nothing happened but it is like nothing interesting happened. Certainly the world didn’t come to an end and if you did end up kissing your arse goodbye then I’m sure you only have egg on your face and not shit.

I’m doing some photographs later this week and if things go right and I’m legally allowed to show you the images I will. I’m not subject to a Super Injunction, just PR people and their rules.

In the meantime I’m going to relax at home. Here is a shot of it from the other side of the River Thames…

Galleons Lock Estate - River Thames

Check back for updates soon,

M

 

End of the world…

Moli Chef, originally uploaded by MOLIBLOG.

According to the bible, Armageddon will begin at 6pm on Saturday 21st May.

Will that mean I’ll miss Doctor Who?

It might be time to say nice things to loved ones, do that thing you’ve put off for years and stick you’re head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.

However, should the bible be wrong and you never know, it could happen, then I’ll see you on the other side with a smile, a silly hat…

M

On your guard…

Sometimes you get told jokes down the pub, on an email or via text message. I have no idea where they all come from or who makes them. Maybe a factory of joke writers are hidden away somewhere just waiting for the next big event to create an instant sick joke or corny gag. What I love is when real life presents the perfect joke. This happened today. Hope you find it as funny as I did.

I was a work today when a Japanese girl walked past me with her long black hair pulled across her face.

I said, ” That’s an odd new look?”

She said, ” Man over there, he no use Right Guard!!!”

LOL

DAVID CAMERON – THE MALL…

DAVID CAMERON – THE MALL, originally uploaded by MOLIBLOG.

David Cameron made a visit to the crowds along The Mall… The worlds press flew towards him but sadly for them, I was first on the scene. His bodyguards and the massive amounts of press and public kept me there regardless if I wanted to be, It gave me a rare chance to get some great shots of our Prime Minister…

DAVID CAMERON - THE MALL

DAVID CAMERON - THE MALL

Catch the rest of my pictures here…

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Wedding Prep…

It would be wrong for me not to mention the royal wedding on Friday, after all, everyone else has.

Walking around the route today, I can understand why over 2 billion people worldwide will be watching the big day. The media are everywhere. Covering every angle, with Lights, Cables, Cameras, Reporters, Satellite trucks and Photographers.

PRESS AREA - WESTMINSTER ABBEY

To make everything look great there are Jet washers, Gravel movers, Bin removers, Tree planters, Road sweepers and Union flags everywhere.

THE MALL

To make things safe there are Police, More Police, Helicopters, Soldiers and I’m guessing MI5.

The amount of foreign media was amazing. America leads the way with a reporter on every street asking every passing family why are they there and what does the royal wedding mean to them and their children, especially the ones eating an ice cream. Japan did well too but the language barrier was clearly making things difficult for them. Woyal Redding!!! Oh goodness.

TV JAPAN

Right outside the Abbey the loyal royalist have already parked themselves outside with tents and camping chairs.

ROYAL FAN

Ladbrokes were taking bets on what colour hat the Queen will wear and if Kate will be late.

ROYAL WEDDING BETTING

A man that walks the streets of London drinking his life away with Special Brew told me that normally when he starts to lie on the floor in Westminster he either gets arrested or moved along. Now he can pump up an airbed outside Westminster abbey, surrounds himself with beer and cigarettes and he gets left alone and subsequently interviewed by Sky News on his thoughts.

THE DRUNK

“ I’m just here for the booze darlin”

I noticed Terri Seymour, Simon Cowels ex girlfriend doing some presenting and interviewing for NBC. Mostly talking drivel about Kate Middleton’s style and fashion and how long the kiss will be.

Terri Seymour

I then came across Marco Pierre White lost in his Range Rover around Buckingham Palace and then getting in trouble with the police for parking in the wrong place.

Marco Pierre White

I’m planning on taking pictures on Friday but I’m actually worried that I won’t be able to get anywhere close to the carriages for a decent shot. The crowds of people were already uncomfortable two days before.

So, watch this space and see how I get on.

Nice day for a squirrel…

I’ve just got back from sitting in the sun at Regents Park with Fleur. It is such a big park and easy to get lost but one thing is for sure. It’s very well kept and managed. The open air theater is such a different and amazing way to watch Shakespeare. The lawns are kept in tip top condition and the flowers are dazzling…

Regents Park Flowers

While Fleur was reading her book in the glorious sunshine she had a visitor say hello…

Fox and Basil

Go take a visit. It’s a great, free and a relaxing day out.

M